We know people love our fresh-baked muffins. And we always try and provide you with a few choices. But we don't think we'll be seeing this one appear at Food for Me.

We've just heard about a Chinese man bought his girlfriend a gold necklace and hid it in a cake, only for her to wolf it down in one gulp. Xaio Li, 22, watched horrified as Wang Xue, 22, swallowed the $800 necklace he’d baked inside a muffin for her birthday party in Qingdao. We reckon should could have at least eaten it kind of slowly to appreciate the flavours.

Then again, she might have just been from a big family. Either way we'll know you'll appreciate the delights on this week's menu (all free of any traces of necklace)

PS - just to dispel any rumours, we won't be open on the Friday 28th public holiday. Surprisingly...it's a long story!