We'd heard a rumour about a big sporting event on the weekend. Sometimes, people can get a little excited at these events and end up having a bit too much fun. For example, an intoxicated moose has been discovered entangled in an apple tree by a stunned Swede. Police and rescue services managed to free the moose, which was probably drunk from eating fermented apples, by sawing off tree branches.

Now who's going to have more trouble explaining this when they get home - the Swede or the Moose? And what's the best excuse you've given to Mum & Dad or a quizzical partner? Either way, if you're looking for something to keep you safe and sound, seek refuge in this weeks menu