Of course we had loads of fun over the festive season. And there's always a great quote that stands out amongst the frivolity. For us it was at Christmas lunch. We'd just opened the bon bons and put on our silly hats. Then came the even more tasteful jokes. Which leads to 'the quote'. "What do you call a man with a spade on his head?" The reply...."Shovelhead!". Beats 'Doug' any day!

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